Written for Sheffield Star
Any Sheffield Wednesday fans who surf social media will know Lord Hillsborough.
After the fourth Manchester City goal on Wednesday night he likened our Etihad experience to visiting a dominatrix.
The first half being all teasing and the second half we got slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slapped. 5400 Wednesdayites also paid for the privilege of this experience.
Football is like a kinky fetish. Where there is pleasure on the flip side there is almost certainly pain.
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